I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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