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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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