Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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