i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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