There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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