my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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