Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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