also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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