The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
NoShamevember. You game?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize