She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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