For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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