what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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