dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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