This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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