god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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