what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."