Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.