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• (917): View more from New York City

  last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks

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  this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed

  (917): View more from New York City

  he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?

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  messed up. what color are the wings?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha

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• (727): View more from Florida

  just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.

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