Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me