So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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