ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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