so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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