So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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