The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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