so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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