one two three fourrrrnication!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
