i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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