Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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