i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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