Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
