Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Randomize
