We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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