we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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