You smell like stripper and shame
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i think i just lost a toe
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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