Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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