My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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