I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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