he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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