Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize