quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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