Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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