So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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