Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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