ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
