roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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