i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My penis needs a shock collar
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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