Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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