WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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