just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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