do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He has the fingertips of a God
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