Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm at about main and main street
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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