god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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