I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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