i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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