I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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