Acid is not a monday night drug
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My vagina is officially offended.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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