her vagine was all disorganized.
This house was built for laser tag.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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