do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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