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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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